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How to make Gun Girl

How to make Gun Girl.

Have you ever wanted to have laser eyes? Do you want to slice people’s necks?If so then follow these instructions and you too could become Gun Girl.

What you will need.

  • A long,sharp knife
  • Fire balls from a volcano
  • Springy springs
  • The most shiniest shampoo
  • Laser eye contacts

What to do.

First,buy some knifes from the most sharpest knife shop.                                                                               Next,go to the deepest end of the darkest and scariest forest then find huge volcano and take some of its fire balls.                                                                                                                                             Then,go and find a trampoline and take its springs for your boots.                                                          After that,break in to a police station and capture two guns .                                                                   Once this has been done , go to Batmans cave and steal his laser eye contacts.                                      To complete your senses buy the most shiniest shampoo in the world,for your hair,from your nearest retailer.

Final note.

When you have become Gun Girl stay away from the Police,Tall men and Christmas Trees .


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How to make Justice Jaide.

Have you ever wanted to grow horns and steal gifts. Do you want to swim in lava. If so follow these instructions and you to could become Justice Jade.

WHAT YOU WILL NEED

  • Thread from the fire of a volcano
  • Horns from a fire breathing cow
  • Poison
  • The wand from a Wizard protected by swords
  • A metal gate guarded by lazes

WHAT TO DO

First use the thread to make your cape.

Next get the horns and put them on your head.

After that drink the poison carefully.

Once this has been done  magic up your staff (something that you hold).

Finally bend the gate into your shirt.

FINAL NOTE

Once you have become Justice Jade be careful of bibles, holy water and churches.

 

How to create NightShade

Have you ever wanted to fly as graceful as a butterfly? Do you want to run as fast as lightening to get away from any trouble? If so, follow these instructions and you too can become NightShade.

What you will need:

  • A butterfly wing of the giant moth that lives on top of mountain doom
  • The vision of the wisest owl in the world, who lives in the tallest tree in the deepest darkest woods.
  • Darth Vader’s red light saber, which is now buried in a temple guarded by griffins on a desert island.
  • The speed of the two tailed cheetah as it runs to catch it’s prey
  • The shadow of the legendary six headed dragon that lives in the gloomiest cave on the planet of gliffex.

What to do:

  1. First, adventure to the mountain of doom and cut off the wings of the giant moth who lives at the top and attatch them to your back.
  2. Next, capture the wisest owl in the world and put it’s vision inside a jar and drink from it.
  3. After that, take Darth Vader’s red light saber from the temple on a desert island and mold it into a lazer whip.
  4. Once you have done that, find the two tailed cheetah and capture it’s speed as it pounces to catch it’s prey and mix it with some blue boots found in the middle of the Egyption desert.
  5. Finally, steal the shadow of the legendary six headed dragon found in the gloomiest cave on the planet gliffex and eat it with your breakfast.

Final Note

Once you have become NightShade, stay away from fat, hungry frogs, dark and heavy rain clouds and nets.

 

 

How to make Shadow Silhouette:

Have you ever wanted to camouflage with your surroundings however you are too scared to be seen? Do you want to knock somebody out from just one sniff of a horrible stench? If so, you MUST follow these awesome instructions and you too can become Shadow!

what you need:

  •  The skin or fur from a snow tiger, that lives in Antartica.
  • A Nerf Rebel message launcher from a space satellite.
  • The black wig from a celebrity and a melted iron mixture (this should take about 15 minutes to set)
  • A giant Bat’s wings from the darkest, gloomiest cave in the UNIVERSE!
  • Mind reading eye contact lenses from the Martian planet ‘Blob’
  • Then you need some mini stink bombs from the smelliest Ogar’s daughters toy collection.

what you have to do:

  1. First, make a sloppy, goey mixture from the celeb’s wig and the bar of iron, and wait for it to set before you move on.
  2. Now, apply this to your head and cover up your hair, however make it look realistic, to make people think your hair really is strong enough to dodge a bomb!
  3. Next, tear the giant wings of the Bat and attach these safely to your back, be careful not to get hit with them before hand.
  4. After that, take the mini stink bombs (without breaking them) and fill up your message launcher, three at a time.
  5. Once this has been completed, travel to the icy Antartica and look for a dead snow Tiger and take its fur for your camouflaged skin!
  6. Finally, trap the Martian eye contact lenses in your eyes and use with care because you will have to realise your sight will have changed.

Final note:

Once, you have become Shadow Silhouette, be aware to stay away from zoo keepers and your enemies.

 

 

 

How to make Thunder Girl

How to make Thunder Girl

Have you ever wanted to control the weather but not get caught. Do you want to be invisible and deafeat the good guys. If so follow these instructions and you to can become Thunder Girl.

What you will need

The skin of a magical whale ( from the world of Gumball )

Thunder,Lightining,Rain,Hurricane

A skull (From a dragon in Wonder Land)

Magical metal (From the volcano of exploding Mentos)

Hair straighteners (From the forest of wolves)

What you do

First take the skin of the magical whale with this you will be able to make your cape,boots,leggings and top.

Next, take a tube and carefully put the thunder lightining rain and hurricane and then put them in.

After that, place the skull on your chest.

Then, take the magical metal and make it into a circle shape.

Finally, take the hair straightners and straighten your hair.

Final Note:

Once you have become the incredable Thunder Girl

Warning!!!!

When you are flying stay away from the sun, cheese and people with scissors.